Behold this simple truth: People WILL buy you beers and offer to touch your thighs when you where this shirt and rugby shorts. Buyers beware.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |