Why you need this in your kit bag:
Instant Pitch Cred: Automatically signals to the opposition that you possess "old man strength" and zero remaining patience.
Encourages Free Beer: I can't explain it but people will buy you beers.
The Ultimate Gift: Perfect for the veteran player who refuses to hang up the boots (or the dad who still insists he could have gone pro).
The silver hair isn't a warning sign—it's the entry fee. Grab yours today and let everyone know you're still clearing out rucks and taking names!
• Pre-shrunk for your pleasure
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!